In honor of only having 10 more days til I go bikini shopping, I have put together a list of my Top 10 Reasons I lost weight!!
(Funny Version – David Letterman style)
Top 10 Funny Reasons I Lost Weight:
10. Only Kangaroo’s are suppose to have pouches
9. Not a big fan of having to take my inner tube with me everywhere I go
8. The Chicken Fat on my arms waved more than my hand ever did
7. I didn’t want anything on my body called “Chicken Fat”
6. Tired of my legs rubbing together and causing fires
5. Having a 4 year old ask you if you are pregnant 6 months after giving birth, not fun
4. When I giggled, everything wiggled
3. I was starting to really miss my belly button
2. Two boobs is cute, 4 boobs (side boobs) is not
And the #1 funny reason why I lost weight…
1. I didn’t want to have to visit Omar the Tent Maker this summer to buy a bathing suit
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